You burn $TOAD and get a toad. The toad earns you a share of the tokenized stock the club buys with every fee it collects on Pump.fun. That is the whole thing.
There is no staking step, no epoch, no lockup, no vesting and no claim window. A toad starts earning the moment it is hired and keeps earning until you let it go. Titles decide how big your slice is; nothing else does.
burn $TOAD -> hire a toad (weight) -> trades pay the club -> fees buy tokenized stock -> splits by weight -> collect$TOAD is a plain fixed-supply SPL token on Solana. The only interesting thing about it is what it cannot do.
Nothing anywhere increases supply. The furnace is one-way: tokens that go in do not come back, and no treasury sits on the other side of the burn collecting them.
Five job titles. Each burns a fixed amount of $TOAD and grants a fixed yield weight.
| Tier | Title | Burn | Weight | $TOAD / weight | Max ever |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | TADPOLE | 10,000 | ×1 | 10,000 | 100.0K |
| 1 | HOPPER | 50,000 | ×6 | 8,333 | 20.0K |
| 2 | CROAKER | 250,000 | ×35 | 7,143 | 4.0K |
| 3 | BULLFROG | 1,000,000 | ×150 | 6,667 | 1.0K |
| 4 | TOADFATHER | 5,000,000 | ×800 | 6,250 | 200 |
The ladder is deliberately mildly regressive: an TADPOLE pays 10,000 $TOAD per unit of weight, a TOADFATHER pays 6,250 — a 38% discount for committing 5.00M tokens at once. That is the entire incentive to burn more than the minimum. “Max ever” is the ceiling if the whole supply were burned at that title and nothing else.
1. burn the title's cost // supply drops, permanently
2. roll one seed for the toad
3. derive its traits and portrait from that seed
4. add its weight to your total
5. write it into your staff bookA new toad only ever earns from fees collected after it was hired — joining late does not buy a slice of what the club already distributed.
The club promises a share, never a rate. Your toad earns weight / totalWeight of every dollar of stock that arrives.
All of the accounting is one division. When the club buys stock, it is divided across the total weight of every toad in existence, and each holder's slice is their own weight's worth.
your cut = pot × (your weight / total weight)Suppose total weight is 5,000 and you hold one TRADER (weight 35). The club buys $20,000 of tokenized stock.
your cut = $20,000 × (35 / 5000)
= $140.00 of tokenized stockIf 5,000 more weight is hired before the next distribution, your share of the next one halves. Dilution is real and immediate; it does not touch anything you already earned.
Pump.fun takes 1% of the output of every trade on the SOL / $TOAD market for the club. The buy side is burned; the sell side is spent on tokenized stock.
| Direction | Cut is taken in | Fate |
|---|---|---|
| Buy (SOL in) | $TOAD | burned |
| Sell ($TOAD in) | SOL | buys tokenized stock for the pot |
The fee is charged on the output side of a trade, so the club naturally accrues both assets — and each has an obvious destination.SOL is spent on the basket (AAPL, NVDA, TSLA, SPY, MSFT, AMZN) and handed to toads, and $TOAD is worth more to holders destroyed than held. The gas token is a means, not the reward: what reaches your wallet is equities.
The obvious alternative is to sell the collected $TOAD for SOL so everything lands in the pot. That would mean selling into your own market on a schedule anyone can watch and trade against. Burning it costs nothing, cannot be front-run, and is strictly better for holders.
Every toad is drawn from one seed at hire — no reveal, no waiting and no placeholder image.
Ten layers, drawn back to front:
0 pond gradient backdrop, one per pond trait
1 grid faint trading-floor rules
2 tape candlesticks, up (BULL) or down (BEAR)
3 aura title halo - CROAKER and above only
4 body shoulders, uniform, straps, neck
5 collar tie, bow, chain, scarf, medal
6 prop coffee / phone / tape / briefcase / fly
7 head skull, jaw shading, throat, warts, nostrils
8 mouth 8 variants
9 eyes 12 variants, tier-weighted
10 hat 12 variants, tier-weighted
11 nameplate name badge and job titleThe portraits on this site are the real output of that system, not mockups — the gallery, the brand kit and the toad you get when you burn all come from the same set.
Eleven traits: 9 drawn, plus Sentiment which recolours rather than adding a piece. Nine are flat; two are weighted by title.
| Trait | Variants | Distribution | What it does |
|---|---|---|---|
| Eyes | 12 | tier-weighted | The status trait. Tier-weighted — promotion shows in the lenses, and a TOADFATHER can no longer roll the plain ones at all. |
| Headwear | 12 | tier-weighted | Cap, crown or antenna. Also tier-weighted. |
| Mouth | 8 | flat · 1 in 8 | Smug, croaking, or holding a cigar. |
| Holding | 8 | flat · 1 in 8 | What is in the toad's hand at the desk. |
| Collar | 6 | flat · 1 in 6 | Tie, chain, medal — the finishing touch. |
| Skin | 8 | flat · 1 in 8 | The hide. Decides the whole palette of the portrait. |
| Uniform | 8 | flat · 1 in 8 | Jacket, overalls and strap colour. |
| Pond | 8 | flat · 1 in 8 | Backdrop gradient. Sets the mood of the floor. |
| Name | 32 | flat · 1 in 32 | The name on the badge. Every toad gets one of 32. |
Eyewear and Crown shift eight points up their table per title. This cuts both ways: senior toads roll the loud variants far more often, and lose access to the plain ones entirely.
| Eyes | TADPOLE | HOPPER | CROAKER | BULLFROG | TOADFATHER |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BARE OPTICS | 8.3% | impossible | impossible | impossible | impossible |
| HALF LIDDED | 8.3% | impossible | impossible | impossible | impossible |
| DOLLAR EYES | 8.3% | 10.0% | 12.5% | 16.7% | 25.0% |
| LASER EYES | 8.4% | 10.0% | 12.5% | 16.6% | 25.0% |
LASER EYES runs 8.4% at TADPOLE and 25.0% at TOADFATHER, while the plainest variants fall off the bottom of the table entirely. The same mechanic applies to Headwear, where CROWN is the rare end.
Toads you hire are kept in this browser, under one localStorage key. Nothing is uploaded and no account is created.
toadclub.book.v1.<wallet>What could actually go wrong, stated plainly rather than buried in a disclaimer.
No. There is no staking function and nothing to deposit. A toad earns from the moment it is hired.
Solana, on devnet. Any Wallet Standard wallet — Phantom, Solflare, Backpack — is picked up automatically; there is no adapter list to configure.
Pump.fun. The club's cut is 1% of the output of each trade: the buy side is burned, the sell side buys tokenized stock.
tokenized stock — AAPL, NVDA, TSLA, SPY, MSFT, AMZN and friends. Fees arrive in SOL because that is what the pool trades against, but the club spends them on the basket before distributing. SOL is the gas token, not the reward.
Per unit of weight, yes — a TOADFATHER buys weight 38% cheaper than an TADPOLE. Whether concentrating 5.00M tokens into one hire suits you is a different question.
No. Yield is a pure function of title weight. Traits are cosmetic, and two toads of the same title always earn identically.
Yes, without limit. There is no per-wallet cap and no cap on toads — the only constraint is the $TOAD you are willing to burn.
In this browser's local storage. They are not on a chain, not tied to your wallet address, and not visible to anyone else.
A cosmetic BULL/BEAR trait. It decides whether the chart behind your toad steps up in green or down in red, and tints the blinker and eye glow. It has no effect on yield.